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UPDATED and WITH CELEBRITY VISITORS! The Gallery

Cue Tony Hart Stylee "Hartbeat" music

Well done on your website, and for having faultless taste in books.

Danny
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Yes, as far as I know this email which appeared in my inbox back in early January is, in fact, from the real Danny Wallace, mate of Dave Gorman and all round brilliant bloke.

Thanks a lot Danny, "faultless taste" are, after all, my middle names.

Now EVERYONE KNOWS OF YOUR LOVE FOR DAVE AND STEPHEN!!! I'd like to make a website, but I can't because of this stupid web TV.

Would like to declare my lust for the ginger boy at the bus stop [we call him George Vanderfuren, if anybody knows of is real name I'd be very interested to find it out] and also for James and Oliver Phelps, who are actually my age
Amy

As Amys email illustrates, TV Web things are a bad idea. Invest in a quality PC, like the one I am using now. Sure, it was cheap, and nasty, and it crashes twice an hour, every hour, but at least we have the facilities to vent our spite to the world.

And in response to the James and Oliver Phelps thing, I would just like to inform the world that they are, in fact, two ginger actors from the upcoming Harry Potter film (which I am personally boycotting. I want supporters here- I need people to join me in a national "We'd rather go and watch Hugh Grant" day) and are fifteen years old: something that Amy is very proud of.

Hey Lorzie i love ur website, V funkay !! (cept maybe for the v dodgey pic of me wiv my gob wide open!) Just to make u happy I will now confess my love for the old to the world - I, Kat, do declare that i am totally and utterly in love wiv Gary Linekar (a.k.a God - we r soooo not worthy!) R u happy now? Ur not the only one wiv terrible taste!
Kat, a fellow Dave Gorman (and Danny Wallace!) worshipper.

Indeed, Katherine, this is one very "funkay" website.

As for the Gary Linekar thing...well, each to his own. Or her own. But he is a jug eared twat. And as for ME having bad taste? I am APPALLED you should say that!! Do you know something the rest of us don't, Kat mate? Hmm? Wink wink, Bruce Forsyth, nudge, nudge.

I've just visited your website and have now placed it in my 'favourites'. It's great!!
Da Nin- Gangster Hoe and Queen of the Seagulls

Thank you, Nin. I think that some of you others should take a lesson in cyber-etiquette from good old Nin, and maybe bookmark this site, so that you can come back as often as you like (seven times a day, if you like). Also,there is a rather brilliant facility which allows you to supplu Tripod with your name and email address, so that you can be alerted when this site is updated- hopefully once a week, fortnight...month....year....

Hi, went on your website, it's really good you've written a lot of stuff, and all of it I can tell you typed, its very Laura (in a nice way of course). Your website is v.good - how did you have enough time to type all that!?
Jen

Thank you Jenny. It is, indeed, very "Laura". I didn't type it, it was my monkey, William. He types a lot of my stuff for me...English coursework, especially. And he tends to answer all my personal correspondence, too. Bless him. Actually, I haven't had him for long, he used to be the leader of a highly influential political party, but they got rid of him, so I employed him.