Bridget Jones Little Sister
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JANUARY 2005 I Can't Believe I Once Didn't Know Dave

Danger, danger indeed

Not, as it turns out, the only gay at Campion
This speaks for itself

Hehehe
Throwing some shapes on the dancefloor

I just can't believe I once didn't know Dave, that's all. We met in September 2002 and I knew him only as "that twat in the Ikea badge". Many people told me to avoid "that perv McLaughlin" but we formed a bond based on a mutual hatred of The Campion RC School for Wife Beaters and Perverts and Rugby folk. I love Dave like a sister and all I wanted to express on this page was that I can't believe I once didn't know Dave.

Get in there my son
Dave isn't really a gay. Dave loves women.

HELLO?
Sexy



This will only serve to inflate Daves ego